Subject: Fuck you!! you poser
To: Pearl Harbor
You are just stealing the ideas of early 90's British Noise and regurgitating it for the new generation. There is nothing real there. The only reason I wanted to buy your stupid CD was because I was doing a comparsion study in my zine about "girl" bands of today versus bands of the early 90's. It's basically how all of you have really nothing to say and are just entertaining the hipsters.
Just because you have gotten press and are playing shows doesn't mean shit. You better have a better business sense and a better fucking thick skin to deal with assholes. If I pissed you off imagine what others will do at your shows. I know, I've seen it all. You better get your shit together and not take your little fame for granted or you are really going to find failure.
But thank you for the inspiration of the article. I'll call it "Pearl Harbor are a bunch of Cunts"
I like it.